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Monday, December 15, 2003::

Readers Theatre piece

It's great *sneeze* ow.


RELIANT K LYRICS

"The Pirates That Don't Do Anything"

"we are the pirates we don't do anything
we just stay at home and lie around
and if you ask us to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

well I've never been to Greenland
and I've never been to Denver
and I've never burried treasure in ST Louie or St Paul
and I've never been to Moscow
and I've never been to Tampa
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

we are the pirates we don't do anything
we just stay at home and lie around
and if you ask us to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

and I've never hoist the main sail
and I've never swapped the poop deck
and I've never veer starboard, cause I've never sailed at all
and I've never walked the gang plank
and I've never owned a parrot
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

we are the pirates we don't do anything
we just stay at home and lie around
and if you ask us to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

I've never plucked a rooster
and I'm not to good at ping-pong
and I've never htorwn my mashed potatoes up against the wall
and I've never kissed a chipmunk,
and I've never gotten head lice
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

(pirate captains log 2002
who be this band reliant k
and why they be so full of contradictions)

we don't know what he did
but we're all down with captain kidd
we don't wake up before lunch
but we all eat captain crunch
we don't smoke, we don't chew
we watch captain kangaroo

and I've never licked a spark plug
and I've never sniffed a stink bug
and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber balll
and I've never bathed in yohurt
and I don't look good in leggings
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

we are the pirates we don't do anything
we just stay at home and lie around
and if you ask us to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything"

-: Amy Kelley blogged it up at 5:15 PM:-