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Thursday, March 10, 2005::

Humorus Homosapius

So I've been thinking, yeah I hear the moans, I've been thinking that all the friends I have I am able to be friends with because they understand my humor Go figure. However, it surprizes me sometimes to realize that there are people out there who ahve NO CLUE about what i'm talking about, and why the crap it's so funny to me. Well let me explain...

I should probably have realized by now that other people see things in different views. If I said that my computer DIED . . . they would just be confused because they can not PERSONIFY an inanimate object. If they don't react this way, they often become upset over the words "die" and have no idea what I mean by such.

OK, so I broke it down into 4 catagories of what I am, the the opposites and how to better understand the Amy. Allright? Now sit tight for a little analysistic rambeling . . .

• Spastic vs Connected or Random vs Purposely
  

Ok, my humor is very random, and spastic, therefore my friends also tend to be thus. Some people do everything so DELIBERATELY, maybe they will never make a comment until it's the PERFECT time, or perhaps all their jokes are durring 'joking time' and everything is connected and smooth, however they live with no random humor. Humor doens't live in their lives. They are dull, until asked not to be, then they will open up to reveal . . . more dulldom. The fact of life is . . . Random is freaking hilarious and is what allows people to see that the world can be humorus on it's own. Insanity is hilarious. Sanity is for the birds. If you can't deal with a rabid Amy who will look at you...twitch and start gnawing on a pencil rabidly, then you, my friend . . . are not my friend! *boot*

• Emoticon vs Unfeeling
  

Ever notice these little guys? ^_^ ^^ =^-^= <("<) ^('')^ o_O x.X <,< V.V ;; XB XD ????
Yeaaahh... they actually MEAN something. They represent E.M.O.T.I.O.N. Get it? Like FEELINGS? I can understand when someone is new they may not see the smilies and that they represent faces . . . but when after you are explained you STILL can not get it and consistantly ask me what is that, what does that mean, why do i do that. ....!!! I think I'm just going to shoot the next person who asks me that. I have smiley face expressions . . .
=^-^= this is shy and blushing amy...tee-freaking-hee
^-^ this is happeh amy. Lookit me, I'm CUTE!
<("<) this is the dancing kirby smiley, used when feeling like dancing!
o_O is my *raised eyebrow* or *disturbed* smiley. I use it a lot. Get used to it.
x.X this is my dead smiley, also used in combo with my *raised eyebrow* or *disturbed smiley like this... x.O o.X X.o O.x
<.< is my "WTF?" smiley or it can also be a *disturbed* smiley
V.V is sleepy or ashamed smiley.
;; is the sad and crying smiley
XD is EXTREAMLY HAPPEH SMILEY OMG!
XB is nerdy buck-toothed smiley.

"How am I suppose to know what you mean it for, like are you disturbed by me, or are you raising your eyebrow??"

Use common sense, and yes, I am disturbed by you.

• Exaggeration vs Accuracy vs Minimizing
  

So here's a little known fact about my self . . . I exaggerate . . . a lot. Not nessisarily that I really mean it to be exaggerated, it's just a part of my VOCABULARY humor.
When I say that something has died . . . there's probably a 1/1000 chance that I don't actually mean that it has DIED. So stop freaking out on me. "OMG?! DIED?!?!" No, just broken, or temporarily went unavailable. I say that inatimate objects died a lot. I find it mroe interesting to say "my computer died" than "my computer booted me off unwantingly" Yaaaa...
ANOTHER ONE! I say "steal" a lot. "I stole a cookie from the kitchen" doe snot ctually mean I STOLE it. I think this one is the worst. I say the word steal and suddenly I'm getting glares and hatred vibes. Yikes, guys! I didn't actually steal it! "Steal" in my vocabulary innocently means "get" or "take", but I wouldn't actually steal something. Good Golly God Almighty, stop harassing me X.X.
Exageration! It's what I doooooooo! Darn your Accuracy people, and the minimizers? Who the crap would really do that? i'm sure there's some. "Oh, it was nothing" now YOU people need the psychological therepy!

• Morbid - Encouraging
  

Blood and blood and pain and death . . . all things that people tend to be the most afraid of, to even TALK about. Not me, nope. I've been to a thousand funerals, death does not phase me. My dad could die today and i'd be like "yup...my dad died today, how's your life?" PAIN can phase me . . . however, I generally have no problem tlaking about pain. And blood. Yup, no problem. I tell lots of stories . . . and a lot of them that amuse me are the gorey ones. And it alwsys really shocks me when I'm telling a story and I havn;t even gotten to the best part and suddenly eveyrones frekaing out going "NNNOOOOOOO, OMG STOP! AAAH, YOU'RE GING TO MAKE MY VOMIT AND/OR CRY!" and i'm just like *confused and feels rejected*


Poor confused and rejected Amy....



So I realised, pretty much all my best friends can understand my humor. And all the people I wonder if they are brain dead . . . are not my friends. Wow, go figure. But just incase somone stumbles on my blog and is like, "Wow, this prsn is like spking a dif lang, y r they tping out their words?!" I could probably look at you right back and say "Yeah, they type in short hand, truly they are the n00bs of the century. Please, shoot yourself, for the good of humaity"


End Rant =^-^=

-: Amy Kelley blogged it up at 11:10 AM:-