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Friday, June 24, 2005::

The Dearly Awaited Wedding of DOOM

Somehow I feel like that should be the name of my wedding. Oh well. So basically, my cousin Keila is getting married and my sister is going to be a flower girl. Cute. I truly believe that my parents can not enjoy themselves, or make the most of anything. They are just content with always feeling BAD, unless of course there is money involved, and then they're happy.
Coming from my dad who is used to going to a thousand funerals he admitted that he didn't know hardly anything about weddings, and he was "involved in one of them" (he was married TWICE, what happened to the other one? o.O):

dad: "ugh, you know, I HATE these things!"
me: O.O "DAD! It's a WEDDING, someone's getting MARRIED"
dad: "Yeah, I know, but what did they ever do for me?"

That, ladies and gentleman, goes to prove once more that my dad doens't care about anyone or anything unless they do something for him. Then he'll do it reluctantly, still. I'm quite certain the only reason he likes me is because he wants me to be a doctor, make lots of money and give him money. And the fact that I promised him a Yaught when I was little. Disgusting.

Last night my dad said if he had to pay for my wedding, we'd probably be having pizza at my reception. Along with the constant joking that he's going to dance nakked at my wedding...I think I'm just never going to get married. Really.

-: Amy Kelley blogged it up at 1:27 PM:-